Single-family home with bathroom with FOUR toilets (and no dividers) hits the market in Milwaukee

By On Jan 25, 2022

In a Wisconsin home, the family that poops together stays together.

The home, which listed for $450,000 in South Milwaukee, has six bedrooms, two full baths, one half-bath, and a very, very unique bathroom with not one but four toilets.

The toilets aren’t even separated by stalls, but are side by side, only a few inches apart, and don’t offer even a modicum of privacy to anyone who might want to use them.

Causes a commode-tion! A home in Wisconsin that has been on the market for $450,000 has a bathroom with four toilets lined up side-by-side

Four’s company? There are no partitions between the four toilets, which were installed after the house was donated to the Girl Scouts between 1920 and 1930

Look at the toilet! The toilets are located opposite four sinks in the large bathroom

Pictures show the fairly large bathroom, decorated with plants, white curtains, and a gallery wall of artwork.

But even the most experienced interior designer cannot distract from the fact that the room has four separate toilets in a row.

The toilets are so close together that a family of four could use them all at the same time while holding hands.

The space also has four sinks lined up against the opposite wall, showing that while privacy wasn’t a priority for the designer, hygiene certainly was.

The existence of the bathroom with four toilets is particularly strange as it is in a private house and the other bathrooms all appear to be normal single rooms.

throne for a loop! The existence of the four-toilet bathroom is particularly curious given that it is in a private home

Dedicated to a look! The home, which is 3,913 square feet, has six bedrooms and several other regular bathrooms

Described by the Fowle family in 1851 as a “Milwaukee stately home,” it features hardwood floors, beamed ceilings, a screened-in porch and a covered patio

“The home is steeped in history and charm that has been maintained throughout, although modern touches have been added,” the listing reads

The rest of the 3,913-square-foot home is unremarkable, too. Described in 1851 by the Fowle family as a “Milwaukee stately home,” it features hardwood floors, beamed ceilings, a screened-in porch and covered patio, and an entire apartment at the back.

“The home is steeped in history and charm that has been maintained throughout, although modern touches have been added,” the listing reads.

Although the listing refers to “new plumbing,” it does not provide an explanation of the quad toilet layout.

The realtor, Jane Diristopher of Mahler Sotheby’s International Realty, has told WTRF that the home did not have the four-closet bathroom when it was built.

It was added by the Girl Scouts to whom the owners gave the house around 1920 or 1930.

However, while the Girl Scouts add the “infamous bathroom” according to their needs, Diristopher didn’t say whether there had been any partitions or cubicles at any point — and if so, why they had been removed.

Sitting Solo: Pictured is one of the regular bathrooms in the house with only a single toilet

The realtor, Jane Diristopher of Mahler Sotheby’s International Realty, has told WTRF that the home did not have the four-closet bathroom when it was built

Is there a plaque for this? It was added by the Girl Scouts to whom the owners gave the house around 1920 or 1930

Earlier this month, photos of the home were shared by popular Instagram account Zillow Gone Wild, where commentators were stunned by the design.

“When the burrito hits everyone at once,” wrote one.

“My toddler who won’t leave me designed this bathroom,” quipped another.

“I had such nightmares,” wrote a third, while a fourth said, “In no scenario do I ever want the opportunity to poop with friends.”

Another speculated that the “bathroom was built into the Sims,” while another surmised, “Someone copied and pasted back into the bathroom.”

“I wonder if there are assigned seats,” wondered another commenter.

The viral attention has resulted in real estate agent Diristopher seeing more interest in the property.

“I’ve had a lot of people reach out to me, and we had a lot of showings initially because of the marketing … and the dressers,” she said.